Go Poopypants!

Go Poopypants! is a song written by Dav Pilkey and performed by Petra Haden. It is featured in the Extra Crunchy CD o' Fun.

Lyrics
[Chorus] Go Poopypaaants!

[Deep Choir] Go Poopypants! Go Poopy

[Chorus] Go Poopypaants!

[Deep Choir] Go Poopy! Go Poopypants!

He had a brilliant mind Inventing things to help mankind

He wanted to unfurl secrets to the world

But everywhere he came they all laughed at his name!

They laughed him out of town and tried to bring his spirits down

But now he's teachin' school he might just keep his cool!

They don't drive him insane by laughing at his name!

[Deep Choir] Go Poopy! Go Poopypants Go Poopy! Go Poopypants GO! Go Poopy Go Poopypants Go Poopy Go Poopypants GO! Go Poopy Go Poopypants Go Poopy Go Poopypants GO! Go Poopy Go Poopypants Go Poopy Go Poopypants GO!

(Children talk while George and Harold make armpit noises)

[Poopypants (non-singing)] Hello boys and girls! Please take your seat, It's time for class to begin!

(Children keep on talking)

[Poopypants (non-singing)] Very good! Now, I'm going to be your new science teacher. Yeah, that's right! My name is Professor Pippy P. Poopypants. And--

[Children] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Poopypants (non-singing)] Alright, alright! T-T-That's quite enough! It's not funny! I can assure you! I'm going to count to ten, One..Two...Three!

(Children still laugh)

[Poopypants (non-singing)] Stop right now! It's not funny! *groans* I am going to get my revenge IF IT IS THE LAST THING I DO!!"

[Chorus] Now the world is going to end with the Gerbil Jogger 2000 He's coming to your town to shrink everyone down! And if we don't change our names we'll never be the same 'Cause Professor Poopypants will shrink us all like ants Without Captain Underpants we haven't got a chance

[Chorus] Go, Poopypants!

Go, Poopypants!

Go, Poopypants!

Go, Poopypants!

(Poopypants laughs while police sirens sound in the background)