The Horrible Hostilities of the Homework Hydra/Transcript

[the boys are being chased by a cart]

Narrator: This is George Beard and Harold Hutchins George is the kid on the right with a tie and a flat top. Harold is the kid on the left with the t-shrit and a bad haircut, oh and that's Homework Hydra, but before we can tell that story, we have to tell you this story.

[Theme Song plays]

George and Harold: So George and Harold make comic books.

George: We're cool.

Harold: Me too!

George and Harold: But they had a mean old principal who told them what to-

Mr. Krupp: Blah Blah Blah Blah...!

George and Harold: So they got a Hypno-Ring and first they made him dance, then accidentally, kinda on purpose, turned him into Captain Underpants!

Captain Underpants: Traa-La-Laaaaaa!

George and Harold: With a snap, he's the captain, not the brightest man, and don't forget when he gets wet, you're back where you began!

Mr. Krupp: Blah Blah Blah...!

George and Harold: Put it all together, what could possibly go wrong? Now this is the end of the Captain Underpants song! By George Beard and Harold Hutchins.

Captain Underpants: Traa-La-Laaaaaa!

George and Harold: The Horrible Hostilities of the Homework Hydra.

Narrator: Chapter 1: Homeworkin' Man Blues.