The Frenzied Farts of Flabby Flabulous/Transcript

[Two boys meet each other out their house's and do a littie handshake and walk off the both carry skateboards]

Narrator: Meet George Beard and Harold Hutchins George is the one with the fat top and the tie. Harold is the one with the t-shrit and the really bad haircut. Remember that now. There are forth graders of Jerome Horwitz Elementary School where you might hear than described as:

George as Ms. Ribble: Disruptive!

Harold as Mr. Meaner: Bad Attituded!

Narrator: But we think of them as smart and sewwt.....

Harold as Mr. Krupp: Know my rule please stay off the dirt!

Narrator.... and a bit sliiy silllines that can get them in a lot of trouble.....

Mr. Krupp: Smell your own stinky feet?!!?

Narrator: with this guy school princinal Mr. Krupp.

Mr. Krupp: Aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mr. Krupp slams on his desk his big melat cabin shook back and forth]

[door opens and Miss.Anthrone came in]

Miss Anthrone: Did you call me?

Mr. Krupp: No!

Miss Anthrone: Cause i thought i--

Mr. Krupp: No!

[Long Pause]

Miss Anthrone: Your mother called.

Mr. Krupp: I'm in a meeting!

[Theme Song plays]

George and Harold: So George and Harold make comic books.

George: We're cool.

Harold: Me too!

George and Harold: But they had a mean old principal who told them what to-

Mr. Krupp: Blah Blah Blah Blah...!

George and Harold: So they got a Hypno-Ring and first they made him dance, then accidentally, kinda on purpose, turned him into Captain Underpants!

Captain Underpants: Traa-La-Laaaaaa!

George and Harold: With a snap, he's the captain, not the brightest man, and don't forget when he gets wet, you're back where you began!

Mr. Krupp: Blah Blah Blah...!

George and Harold: Put it all together, what could possibly go wrong? Now this is the end of the Captain Underpants song! By George Beard and Harold Hutchins.

Captain Underpants: Traa-La-Laaaaaa!

George and Harold: The Frenzied Farts of Flabby Flabulous.