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Everything Except Fabric Softener: The Store For All Your Non-Fabric Softening Needs! is a large shopping center, selling nearly everything you would buy in any store ever, minus fabric softener. The store is used as a humorous convenient plot device used throughout George and Harold's adventures.

Notable products[]

  • Paper
  • Pencils
  • Erasers
  • Coloring utensils
  • Staples
  • Spray Starch
  • Oranges
  • Toothpaste
  • Shoes
  • Superhero capes
  • Diaries
  • Wizard hats


Captain Underpants and the Wrath of the Wicked Wedgie Woman[]

Robo-George and The Harold 2000 spray spray-starch on the heroic Captain Underpants, hindering his powers. They then hang him by the underwear on a flag pole. The Captain believes that his superpowers will not work until he gets fabric softener on his underwear, thanks to the fact that he is still Mr. Krupp in a hypnotic state.

In order to convince him to get back to fighting the robots, George and Harold rush to Everything Except Fabric Softener, which has recently been opened. Much to their forehead-slapping frustration, they find that the store lacks anything involved with softening fabrics, and simply buy some paper and writing utensils to create a comic that convinces Captain Underpants to get over his weakness by revealing that he is immune to it due to a special power inside of him.

Afterwards, George runs back to the store to buy a whole box of hair-removing spray cans that he labels as "Extra-Strength Spray Starch". The trick fools Wedgie Woman into spraying a number of the cans into the air in an attempt to defeat Captain Underpants, but it instead removes all hair within the vicinity.

Captain Underpants and the Big, Bad Battle of the Bionic Booger Boy - Part 2: The Revenge of the Ridiculous Robo-Boogers[]

After luring the three Robo Boogers away from the airport, the robotic monsters chase George, Harold, and Captain Underpants to Everything Except Fabric Softener, which conveniently has an outdoor sale on shoes, toothpaste, and oranges.

The oranges greatly harm the Robo-Boogers, and the three heroes use all the fruit available from the store to destroy them.

Captain Underpants and the Terrifying Re-Turn of Tippy Tinkletrousers[]

After George and Harold exit the Piqua Juvenile Detention Center, George and Harold summon Captain Underpants, who, lacking his cape, runs to Everything Except Fabric Softener, which was having its Semiannual Lazy Storytelling Sale. Captain Underpants then manages to purchase a superhero cape from aisle thirty-nine between diaries and wizard hats.

Stewart's Stuff Store[]

Stewart's Stuff Store appears in the fourth episode of The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants in Space!. It sells almost everything, similar to Everything Except Fabric Softener. Instead of not selling fabric softener, they do not sell gum because the store owner, Stewart, hates gum.


  • The store also makes an appearance in Dog Man: The Scarlet Shedder where an Artificial Intelligence (A.I.) robot look alike of Dr. Scum breaks in to steal robot supplies.