Go Poopypants! is a song written by Dav Pilkey and performed by Petra Haden. It is featured in the Extra Crunchy CD o' Fun.
Lyrics[]
[Chorus]
Go Poopypaaants!
[Deep Choir]
Go Poopypants!
Go Poopy
[Chorus]
Go Poopypaants!
[Deep Choir]
Go Poopy!
Go Poopypants!
He had a brilliant mind
Inventing things to help mankind
He wanted to unfurl
his secrets to the world
But everywhere he came
they all laughed at his name!
They laughed him out of town
and tried to bring his spirits down
But now he's teachin' school
he might just keep his cool!
They don't drive him insane
by laughing at his name!
[Deep Choir]
Go Poopy!
Go Poopypants
Go Poopy!
Go Poopypants GO!
Go Poopy
Go Poopypants
Go Poopy
Go Poopypants GO!
Go Poopy
Go Poopypants
Go Poopy
Go Poopypants GO!
Go Poopy
Go Poopypants
Go Poopy
Go Poopypants GO!
(Children talk while George and Harold make armpit noises)
[Poopypants (non-singing)]
Hello boys and girls! Please take your seat, It's time for class to begin!
(Children keep on talking)
[Poopypants (non-singing)]
Very good! Now, I'm going to be your new science teacher. Yeah, that's right! My name is Professor Pippy P. Poopypants. And--
[Children]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[Poopypants (non-singing)]
Alright, alright! T-T-That's quite enough! It's not funny! I can assure you! I'm going to count to ten, One..Two...Three!
(Children still laugh)
[Poopypants (non-singing)]
Stop right now! It's not funny! *groans* I am going to get my revenge IF IT IS THE LAST THING I DO!!"
[Chorus]
Now the world is going to end
with the Gerbil Jogger 2000
He's coming to your town
to shrink everyone down!
And if we don't change our names
we'll never be the same
'Cause Professor Poopypants
will shrink us all like ants
Without Captain Underpants
we haven't got a chance
[Chorus]
Go, Poopypants!
Go, Poopypants!
Go, Poopypants!
Go, Poopypants!
(Poopypants laughs while police sirens sound in the background)