Jerome Horwitz Elementary (formerly Melvin Sneedly Elementary School in Season 2) is a school George and Harold attend. It is located in Piqua, Ohio. Children K-6 can attend there.


Mr. Benjamin Krupp Principal "bankrupt"
Miss Edith Anthrope Secretary "eat it and throw up/misanthrope"
Ms. Tara Ribble 4th Grade Teacher "terrible"/"miserable"
Mr. Rected Guidance Counsellor "misdirected"
Miss Singerbrains Librarian (formerly) "missing her brains"
Ms. Guided Teacher "misguided"
Mr. Kenny B. Meaner Gym Teacher "can he be meaner/misdemeanor"
Miss Fitt Teacher "misfit"
Ms. Dayken Teacher "mistaken"
Mr. Rustworthy Music teacher "mistrustworthy"
Mr. Morty Fyde Science Teacher (formerly) "mystified/mortified"
Miss Labler Psychologist "mislabel"
Miss Surry Teacher "misery"
Miss Anita Calculator Math Teacher "miscalculate"
"I need a calculator"
"Anita" was also the model name of the first electronic desktop calculators.
Miss Creant Head Lunch Lady (formerly) "miscreant"
Mrs. DePoint Cook (formerly) "misses the point"
Professor Pee-Pee Diarrheastein Poopypants, Esq. Science Teacher (formerly) N/A
Old Mr. Krupp Principal Mr Krupp 30 years in the future
Thirty-Nine-&-Three-Quarters-Year-Old George Beard & Forty-Year-Old Harold Hutchins Teachers Future versions of George and Harold
Ms. Hurd Music Teacher "misheard"
Miss Take Kindergarten teacher "Mistake"
Ms. Yewh French Teacher "Monsieur"
Mr. Roids Former Gym Teacher "Missed the roids"
Señor Citizen (real name: Jerry Citizen) Spanish Teacher Senior citizen
Theodore Murdsley Former principal N/A
Ms. Align First Grade Teacher "misalign"
Nice Mr Krupp Principal (Purple Potty universe only) blunder
Grace Wain Superintendent Anagram and future self of Erica Wang
Melvin Sneedly (present and future) Temporary Principals N/A
Mr. Ree Janitor
T.E.R.D.S (formerly)
"mystery", "toiletry"
Ms. IngLink Science Teacher "Missing link": A term used to describe fossils that are perceived as a bridge between the evolutionary gap between humans and
Edith Lunch Lady (in movie only) Not to be confused with Miss Anthrope, who shares the same first name as her.
Mr. Melvin Principal (Book 7) Brain Switch

List of known students


  • The school shares its name with the late comedian Jerome Horwitz, best known for being a member of the comedy act The Three Stooges under the stage name Curly Howard.
  • In "Dog Man", there is a letter to George and Harold's parents. Under the school logo though, is the school's slogan: We put the ow in knowledge.
  • Mr. Meaner and Mr. Ree are the only Jerome Horwitz Elementary School staff members that have siblings.
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