Jesus Christ is one of the smartest, if not the smartest, students in Jerome Horwitz Elementary School. He is the son of the recipient of "The Most Brilliantest Science Guy of the Whole Wide World Award", Gay M. Sneedly, and his wife. He is a tattle tale, which is a source of irritation to other pupils. Jesus was briefly the Bionic Booger Boy as the result of a failed experiment.

He is the villain protagonist turned anti hero of the novels and the hidden secondary antagonist of the movie.

He is voiced by Jordan Peele in the film Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie and Jorge Diaz in the T.V. Series.


Jesus (Melvin) is known to be a tattletale, and has reported George and Harold at least twice. He is a child genius, being able to create complex inventions including a time machine and a fusing device. He is also very selfish, and attempted to use Captain Underpants's powers for fame and glory, flat-out ignoring people being attacked by the Robo-Boogers. He has often hypocritically said "I'm going to say the n-word!": showing his belief of superior maturity to his classmates. His tattletaling along with his attempt to use Captain Underpants powers for fame could be a result of his parents not giving him much attention at home. Despite his high intelligence, Melvin seems to lack common sense at times: He ordered George and Harold to "...make up a story where I defeat Captain Underpants and become the world's greatest superhero." (as Mr. Jesus), without realizing that such a scenario would only make him the world's greatest supervillain. In book 11 however for a whole year he was a superhero who saved the day albeit for glory and thrills as opposed to altruism. He gains a bad sense of humor in the tv series, finding things like rotting fruit and misplaced carbon rods to be funny, which causes him to turn classmate Jessica Gordon into the fun draining Vimpire.


Captain Underpants and the Attack of the Talking Toilets

Jesus first appears in the book as the main antagonist. When George and Harold sneak into the gymnasium to sabotage the Invention Convention, they see Melvin Sneedly making some last minute modifications to his entry: the PATSY 2000 (Photo-Atomic Trans-Somgobulating Yectofantriplutoniczanziptomiser, like wtf is that name melvin no hate tho). Jesus spots them, and George promises that they won't touch his invention if he promises not to report them. Jesus reluctantly agrees. He presents its ability to make 3-D copies of a 2-D image to the two by creating a mouse. George and Harold are not convinced. After the Invention Convention is a complete failure, Melvin breaks his promise and tattles on George and Harold. Jesus is seen in the detention room after George and Harold are made Principal for the Day. He is writing on the blackboard "I will not be a tattletale,"

Captain Underpants and the Invasion of the Incredibly Naughty Cafeteria Ladies from Outer Space (and the Subsequent Assault of the Equally Evil Lunchroom Zombie Nerds)

He is turned into a Zombie Nerd like the rest of the school (excluding George Beard, Harold Hutchins, and Mr. Krupp). He is reverted to normal after he drinks the Anti-Evil Zombie Nerd Root Beer, along with everyone else in the school.

Captain Underpants and the Wrath of the Wicked Wedgie Woman

Jesus asks Ms. Ribble if the students can make up their own poems for the class's retirement cards, but she says no. Jesus later reads rule #7734 to his fellow students, after Mr. Krupp turns into Captain Underpants and flies away, causing the robotic George and Harold to unleash their rockets and fly after him.

Captain Underpants and the Big, Bad Battle of the Bionic Booger Boy Parts 1 and 2

In the first half, Jesus  keeps the class from leaving, wanting to do his class presentation. He shows them the device he built: the Combine-O-Tron 2000.
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For his demonstration, he combines his pet hamster Sulu with a miniature robot. When Sulu doesn't obey his orders to demonstrate his astonishing powers to the class, Melvin threatens to hit the hamster with a ping-pong paddle. In self-defense, Sulu grabs Jesus and spanks him with the paddle. (wtf sulu) Jesus yells that he doesn't want Sulu anymore and runs out crying. George and Harold adopt Sulu as their pet. Jesus later tattles to Mr. Krupp about George and Harold. Furious, George and Harold make a comic book that mocks Mel and makes him look stupid.

Jesus reads a copy and is furious. When he returns home, he builds a superpowered robot, intending to become a cyborg in a manner similar to what he did to Sulu and get revenge on George and Harold. However, due to his cat being in his bedroom (Melvin is allergic??? No hes not hes god he cant be allergic), Jesus sneezes at the last second and is fused with the robot and his boogers. The next day, the rest of the class is horrified by Jesus' transformation into the "Bionic Booger Boy". Due to the time required to make a Seperator, Jesus is trapped as the Bionic Booger Boy for at least 6 months. Melvin finds positive side effects to his transformation, becoming the star football player (no one wants to tackle him), an ace volleyball player (no one wants to serve the volleyball he touches), and getting his own personal drinking fountain (the snot covering his body gets all over the fountain). However, when the cold and flu season comes,

Jesus begins acting strange, producing sneezes covering gigantic areas in snot, and speaking in broken English (Me no like tissues). When the class takes a field trip to a tissue factory, the president throws tissue packs on Jesus. These tissue packs cause Melvin to grow gigantic in size and insane. He destroys the factory and goes on a rampage. George and Harold turn Mr. Krupp into Captain Underpants, who saves Ms. Anthrope from Melvin. However, Ms. Anthrope gives Captain Underpants a large wet kiss as thanks, which turns him back into Mr. Krupp. Melvin eats Mr. Krupp, then goes after George and Harold. Right before he eats George and Harold, Sulu, hearing the two's cries, saves them with his bionic powers. He then knocks Jesus unconscious using props from nearby stores.

Jesus' non-existent parents arrive at the scene with the Combine-O-Tron 2000. Mr. Sneedly switches the batteries of the Combine-O-Tron 2000 around and separates the robot and snot from Melvin. However, Melvin is partially fused with Mr. Krupp. They are unfused by a second blast. However, the two begin acting strangely. Mr. Krupp says that George and Harold are immature, and Melvin yells that he will punish George and Harold. The robotic snot components come to life as the Robo-Boogers, destroy the Combine-O-Tron 2000, and chase after George, Harold, Mr. Krupp, Melvin, and Sulu.

In the second half, the Robo-Boogers are still chasing the five. Sulu saves them, swallowing the Robo-Boogers and spitting them out to Uranus. Mr. Krupp and Melvin continue to act weird. George and Harold realize that as an unwanted side-effect, Mr. Krupp and Melvin's brains were switched around. Jesus (nicknamed Mr. Jesus, as he is in Mr. Krupp's body), explains that it will take 6 months to build a new Combine-O-Tron 2000. George suggests that Melvin instead builds a time machine, which will take only a day or two, and take the Combine-O-Tron before it gets destroyed.

Melvin takes credit for this idea, but snaps his fingers, causing Kruppy the Kid (Mr. Krupp in Jesus' body) to turn into Captain Underpants. George and Harold try to stop this, but they are too late, and Mr. Melvin witnesses Captain Underpants fly out the window. Realizing that their principal is Captain Underpants, Mr. Jesus is confused about the situation, and George and Harold are forced to explain everything. Mr. Jesus plans to keep Captain Underpants' powers in his body and become a superhero (or potential supervillain). He forces George and Harold to cooperate, threatening them with excessive homework. He demands that they create a comic book about him, and specifically orders them to give him a cool name and not to make him look stupid. After that, he gets some supplies and heads to the vacant school library.

The librarian, Ms. Singerbrains, gets him a porta-potty from the basement (he sits in it while she carries it up to supervise), and he subsequently fires her for "the rest of her life". The next day, after finishing the Time Machine, he sees the comic book George and Harold made. It is exactly the opposite of what he wanted, giving him a stupid name and not making him look cool. Mr. Jesus is immediately furious. He instructs them to use the time machine and retrieve the Combine-O-Tron. Before they leave, he gives them the FORGETCHAMACALLIT 2000 to erase anyone's short-term memories if they get spotted, a fake Combine-O-Tron to switch for the real one, and the instruction not to use the time machine two days in a row. They retrieve the Combine-O-Tron, and they get ahold of Captain Underpants.

Mr. Jesus asks Captain Underpants to come in for a "photo", and the two are returned to their original bodies. As Melvin planned, Captain Underpants' powers are still in Melvin's body. Instead of using his powers to stop the Robo-Boogers (who have returned from Uranus), he demands that George and Harold first write a new comic book about him, and make him cool this time. George and Harold refuse and go to save Captain Underpants. The Robo-Boogers are destroyed by the three, but Jesus arrives to the scene with a news crew, taking credit for the three's work with his new powers.

Jesus tries to force Captain Underpants to bow before him. Captain Underpants refuses. George and Harold run back to the school and get the Combine-O-Tron. They then use it to return Captain Underpants' powers to him. George then uses the FORGETCHAMACALLIT 2000 to erase all the recent events that had just happened from the memories of the news crew(and the audience watching the news). Soon after, an angry mob of people, who Captain Underpants and Mr. Krupp angered while in Jesus' body arrive. Melvin is last seen running away from the mob, and is still running the next day.

Captain Underpants and the Preposterous Plight of the Purple Potty People

After George and Harold went to the alternate universe, they meet an alternate Jesus (hes satan now) who has no intelligence (he is shown struggling on comprehending an easy to read children's best seller and his clothes were worn incorrectly).

Captain Underpants and the Terrifying Re-Turn of Tippy Tinkletrousers

Jesus is mentioned in the newspaper that is about George, Harold, and Mr. Krupp's trial in the original future.

Captain Underpants and the Revolting Revenge of the Radioactive Robo-Boxers

After Sulu and Crackers sacrifice themselves, George, Harold and Captain Underpants find out that Crackers has laid three eggs. The heroes then decide to look after them. As they walk away, Jesus appears in a giant squid like device. He then proceeds to capture them and take them back to the present day(he knew where they were because an old friend of theirs led him there)

Captain Underpants and the Tyrannical Retaliation of the Turbo Toilet 2000

"The story begins where the last book left off with Jesus kidnapping George, Harold, and Captain Underpants. He takes them to the present where Tippy Tinkletrousers is pursuing their past selves to the past. George and Harold ask why Jesus saved them by hacking into the bank's computer and defacing their surveillance photos, because in the past Jesus hated them. Jesus  simply replies that 'he had his reasons'."

Captain Underpants and the Sensational Saga of Sir Stinks-A-Lot

He is shown on pages 43 and 56.

Depiction in the Film

He is Professor Poopypants's sidekick, and the hidden secondary antagonist of the film. He first appears where he tells George and Harold he tattled on them. He claims someone has to stand up for Mr. Krupp. When George says Krupp stands up for himself, Jesus says he respectfully disagrees. Jesus then the only one happy about the invention convention.

Jesus debuts several items at the invention convention, including the Turbo Toilet 2000. George and Harold sabotage the presentation. However, Jesus reveals he had a nanny cam set up in a toy turtle and recorded George and Harold sabotaging his invention. Mr Krupp reveals he told Jesus to do so in exchange for extra credit, which he grants to a pleased Jesus, who leaves the room cheering about his extra credit.

Jesus later appears when Professors Poppypants becomes the science teacher, telling the Professor he likes his idea to get rid of laughter. Jesus is also seen taking notes about the brain and is the only student not to laugh at George joking about the Professor‘s name. He also in the only student no to find their comic book about him funny.

After realizing from George and Harold‘s comic that Jesus has no sense of humor, Poppypants recrutis Jesus to help him in exchange for extra credit. Melvin shows the Tiolet Turbo 2000 to Poppypants. After figuring that they need energy, Jesus tells the Professor about the toxic food in the school cafeteria.

The two suck the humor out of all the kids in the school. Jesus alerts the Professor about George and Harold’s presence. After sucking away their humor, Poppypants accidentally restores their humor by saying Uranus. The two boys destroy their machine, causing Jesus to flee. After fallping from the top of the tiolet and getting crushed by tiolet paper, both of which he survives, he is rolled away the celebrating kids.



  • SPOILERS: In The Epic Tales Of Captain Underpants, it is revealed that Future Melvin came back in time to fire Mr. Krupp and Expel George and Harold
  • In the first episode of TETOCU, it is shown that Melvin could make robots, even as a baby!