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[The episode begins with George and Harold messing up a sign that says 'A Netflix original series' into 'I sat in flan']

[Both boys giggle]

[The scene then cuts to Harold drawing Captain Underpants swinging on the dreamwork logo]

[Beginning of episode]

[An epic montage of the two boys breaking into school]

[Narrator]

This is George Beard and Harold Hutchins. George is the kid on the left with the tie and the flattop under his hat, Harold is the one on the left with the T-shirt and the bad haircut. Remember that, now.

...Also, they don't have a permit for this work, so you never saw this.

[Theme song begins!]

[George and Harold, singing]

So George and Harold make comic books!

[George]

We're cool!

[Harold]

Me too!

[George and Harold, singing again]

But they had a mean old principal who told them what to-

[Mr. Krupp]

Blah blah blah blah!

[George and Harold]

So they got a Hypno-Ring, and first they made him dance... Than accidentally, kinda on purpose, turned him into Captain Underpants!

[Captain Underpants]

Tra-la-la!

[George and Harold]

When you Snap! He's the Captain! Not the brightest man,

And don't forget, when he gets wet, you're back where you began!

[Mr. Krupp]

Blah blah blah!

[George and Harold]

Put it all together, what could possibly go wrong?

And this is the end of the Captain Underpants song! ..By George Beard and Harold Hutchins.

[Captain Underpants]

Tra-la-la!!

[George and Harold]

The Dreadful Debacle of DJ Drowsy Drawers!

[End of theme song]

Chapter one: Inter-krupptions.[]

[George and Harold run into class]

[Narrator]

The day began with a hint of tension in the air, thanks to George and Harold and Mr. Krupp's tension cologne.

[Mr. Krupp sprays the cologne on his armpits and his mouth]

[Mr. Krupp]

[Lip smacks] Two tigers take turns tasting tapioca. Two tigers take turns tasting tapioca. [Inhales sharply and exhales]

I AM A MOUNTAIN! HOOGA! [He starts the protocol] Good morning, students. A reminder that stairwell C has been painted. Please line up to watch it dry.

[George presses a button, making a sheep noise go off]

[Everyone laughs]

[Mr. Krupp]

[Frustrated growl] Not sure what that, uh-- Todays lunch menu! [He begins to chase down a cable] Zesty meat taco with deluxe-

["La Cucaracha" Plays]

[Mr. Krupp]

What? [Growls frustratedly] Meat zesty taco...

[Donkey brays]

[Mr. Krupp growls more frustratedly]

[Entire class laughs]

[Mr. Krupp]

Taco... Zest... Medley!

[Belching]

[More laughter]

[Mr. Krupp]

Fiesta zesty taco! [Grunts]

[Chicken squawks]

[Lots of laughter]

[Mr. Krupp]

Olé taco with zest taco! [Screams] AND EXPIRED MILK CARTON!!

[Cow mooing]

[Laughter]

[George and Harold high-five]

[Harold]

Maybe we should've made the cord easier for Mr. Krupp to follow?

[George]

Nah, he'll find us. If there's one thing Krupp is, its...

[Mr. Krupp bursts out of the ground holding the cord]

[Harold Gasps]

[George]

...Predictable.

[Mr. Krupp]

You two! My office!

[George hesitantly presses a Brass was-wah button]

[Mr. Krupp]

NOW!!!!! [Scene cuts to the principals office]

So, this is your little noisemaker?

[Foghorn blares]

[Mr. Krupp screams]

[George]

It's actually the My Hammy Sound Machine.

[Harold]

Over 2,000 amazing sounds!

[Mr. Krupp]

QUIET!!!!

[Narrator]

The My Hammy Sound Machine was created for one purpose: Fun.

[Mr. Krupp growls]

[Narrator]

Mr. Krupp likes fun even less than he likes children.

[A bunch of sound effects play as Mr. Krupp bashes the My Hammy Sound Machine]

[Mr. Krupp]

Get out! What?! Stop!! [Growls] TURN IT OFF!

[Harold]

Theres a switch...

[Fart sound plays]

[Ms. Anthrope opens the door]

[Ms. Anthrope]

Did you call me?

[Mr. Krupp]

No?

[Ms. Anthrope]

Cause I thought I heard-

[Mr. Krupp]

No!

[Ms. Anthrope]

Theres a bird on your car.

[Mr. Krupp glances out the window]

[Mr. Krupp]

NOT NOW!!

[Ms. Anthrope]

FINE!!!

[Mr. Krupp]

So...

[George]

Yup, we're guilty. So I guess you gotta ban us from the school dance.

[Harold]

Tough break. But if you're not strict, we'll never learn.

[George]

We were reallllly looking forward to that dance!

[Harold]

Ah, me too!

[Mr. Krupp]

Can it! I know your game. I know your ploy. I know your... Nyaaaa- Other word like that! You're going to the dance. I am going to the dance. EVERYONE IS GOING TO THE DANCE!!

[George]

What about fun? Is fun going to the dance?

[Mr. Krupp]

Ha, ha, ha. [He bangs the table, making a rope lever come down] No. [He pulls the lever, which dings the office visit counter] I am simply glad that this office visit puts you one step closer to being expelled. That's punishment enough.

[Harold slowly reaches over and presses the fart button again]

[Mr Krupp growls]

[Ms. Anthrope walks in]

[Ms. Anthrope]

Did you-

[Mr. Krupp]

No!

[Ms. Anthrope]

Fine!

Chapter 2: Boogie Slumberland[]

[Harold]

All that work and we still got to go to the dance!

[George]

Yeah. I'd rather go to the dentist.

[Harold]

Two dentists!

[George]

With huge, gross muscles!

[Harold]

And no toothbrushes! Just, like, pirate hook hands!

[George]

And floss made out of shark guts!

[Harold]

Yeah! [Laughs]

[George]

And mega slime eyes that explode!

[Harold]

Oh, with, like, big, huge mirrors on their heads!

[George]

That reflect the sun and, like, torch the bad guys plan!

[Both laughing]

[Harold]

Oh, yeah! So good!

[Both continue laughing]

[George]

[Sighs] We still gotta go to the dance.

[Harold]

Yeah...

[Narrator]

So why were George and Harold trying to get banned from the dance? Dances are fun, right? Had the world turned upside down?

[Melvin Sneedly walks in on the roof]

[Melvin]

Hah!

[George and Harold are kinda dumbfounded]

[Melvin]

These Electro-Magna-Boots 2000 make gravity- [He falls through the floor] OOF! [Groans] STUPID SWEATY FEET!!!

[George and Harold shrug]

[Narrator]

No. The truth is, George and Harold hate dances because Mr. Krupp hates dances. But he has to have them. It all started with Charles Cotesworth Pinckney in 1787, adding a rule in the constitution making school dances mandatory. That's why all schools and TV shows about schools have school dances.

[Mr. Krupp]

[Growls] Darn you, Charles Cotesworth Pinckney!

[Narrator]

So Mr. Krupp does his best to make sure that they're no fun.

[George]

I bet this years dance will be even duller than three years ago, "Night of magic spelling dictation"!

[Harold]

Yeah, and two years ago, "Enchantment under the tarp"!

[George]

And last years "Moonlight Standardized Placement Testing Jamboree", Ugh...

[They walk to the poster of the next dance, that Mr. Rected has just finished putting up]

[Harold]

"Enchanted Waiting Room"?

[George]

We gotta do something!

[Harold]

Like what?

[George]

I don't know, but this is when we would typically do something.

[Harold]

Yeah!

Chapter 3: Luckily this happened.[]

[Everyone is in line excitedly talking about something]

[George and Harold walk through the line to see Jessica and the Sophies practicing and Dressy dancing ballet past them until they get to Jessica Gordon]

[Harold]

Are you guys in line to watch the paint dry?

[Jessica]

No-uh! For the dance! DJ auditions!

[George]

DJ auditions?

[Harold]

DJ auditions?

[George]

DJ auditions!

[Harold]

DJ auditions!

[Narrator]

It was the DJ auditions.

[George]

C'mon. We're gonna audition!

[Record scratching]

[Narrator]

And that was when George and Harold decided to become DJs-

[George]

Hold up!

[They mess up a sign that says 'Enchanted Waiting Room Dance Auditions' to 'Watch out dancing snot']

[Both laugh]

[Narrator]

Ahem.

[Both stop and run off, still laughing]

[Narrator]

And that was when George and Harold became DJs, to make the dance fun.

[Scene cuts to the auditions in the gym]

[Mr. Krupp]

Ms. Hurd.

[Ms. Hurd grunts]

[Mr. Krupp]

Ms. Hurd!

[Ms. Hurd]

Can't even...

[Mr. Krupp]

Droopy Drawers!

[Ms. Hurd]

Wha- oh- [Grunts as she pulls up her pants and walks to her seat]

[Mr. Krupp]

SIT DOWN!

[Ms. Hurd mumbles and grunts as she sits]

[Mr. Krupp]

LISTEN UP! Even though I always choose Ms. Hurd as the DJ for the dance, everyone here today has a chance even though I will choose Ms. Hurd. Begin!

[Jessica]

Our DJ set is just one song. 'Don't you dar, touch my har, I swar'. [Giggles] by the flar bars.

[Mr. Krupp]

Is she speaking English?

[Woman singing]

Don't you dar, Touch my Har

Don't touch, don't touch

[Ms. Anthrope]

I'm uncomfortable... inside.

[Ms. Hurd]

CUT THAT RACKET!

[Mr. Krupp]

Next!

[Next is Dressy Killman with a spacey tune, she dances with glow stick whilst humming]

[Ms. Anthrope]

[Checks her watch] I have to feed my cat.

[Ms. Hurd]

CUT THAT RACKET!

[Mr. Krupp]

NEXT!

[Next is Gooch Yamaguchi, who keeps on pressing a button on his laptop, but nothing is happening. He lets out a frustrated groan and throws the laptop]

[Mr. Krupp]

My favourite so far. NEXT!

[Menacing music plays as a giant robot enters the scene]

[Woman screams]

[Mr. Krupp]

No! Take them! And let me serve you! [He gets on his knees]

[The top of the robot opens up, revealing Melvin. He grunts]

[Mr. Krupp]

Hm. I knew we weren't being enslaved by robots. [Chuckles and stuttered nervously]

[Melvin]

Behold! The Raisetheroofitron 2000! The future... of mobile dance music! [He presses a button, and a chip tune tune plays]

[Ms. Hurd]

CUT THAT RACKET!

[Mr. Krupp]

Wha- Next!

[Melvin]

What? But-! But I-!

[Mr. Krupp]

Next.

[Melvin sighs]

[Melvin]

Nobody rejects my robot-based, retro-future, 8-bit midi music and gets away with it! They'll see! [He adjusts his glasses] Hmph! [The top of the Raisetheroofitron 2000 closes and he turns to walk away, but the robot trips, so the Raisetheroofitron 2000 drags itself away]

[George and Harold walk in with their Disk Jockey, Mr. Krupp growls]

[George]

Hi, we're-

[Mr. Krupp, who has suddenly got a megaphone]

Hold it! Hold it! Hold it!

[George]

Hold what? We haven't even started!

[Mr. Krupp]

Hold it, fellas. I'm afraid you're just too darn loud!

[Harold]

But, we didn't play anything?

[Ms. Hurd]

I'd rather listen to werewolves throw up!

[George]

We didn't even-- Wait. Have you really heard a werewolf throw up?

[Ms. Hurd]

Yes!

[George]

Whoaaaaa.

[Harold]

So cool!

[Ms. Hurd]

I was petrified! I stayed in my basement for three days. I survived by eating my own eyelashes and toenail clippings.

[Mr. Krupp looks as her and his eyes squeak as they blink]

[Mr. Krupp]

All right, well, that's the last audition. I've tallied the scores, and the DJ is...Oh, my! Our music teacher, Ms. Droopy Drawers- I- I'm sorry. Um... Ms. Hurd!

[Ms. Hurd stands up from her chair in a victorious pose, Her pants fall down and she picks them up, And then repeats that process two more times]

[George]

This is a sham! And a travesty!

[Harold]

A... A shavesty!

[George]

Yes! A Shavesty!

[Narrator]

George and Harold were right. Unfortunately, 'shavesty' is not a word.

[Charles Cotesworth Pinckney's painting]

Nope.

[George]

Darn you, Charles Cotesworth Pinckney!

[Harold growls and shakes his fist]

[Scene cuts to school as George and Harold skateboard to school]

[Harold]

Ugh, he's making the dance no fun again! What are we gonna do?!

[George]

Same thing we always do when forces of evil rally against us....

[George and Harold]

Make a comic book!

Comic[]

[Comic Narrator]

Captain Underpants and the Dreadful Debacle of DJ Drowsy Drawers! (By George Beard and Harold Hutchens)

Once upon a time our school was having a dance! All the kids were excited because they loved dancing. They're like, "Dancing is fun and stuff!" "Yeah, it is, too!" "We can have a raffle and win walkie-talkies!" "Dance!" But the mean principal hated dancing. He's all, "Butts are for sitting, not shaking and bouncing!". So he says, "I'll ruin the dance by hiring the most boring DJ in the phone book! DJ drowsy drawers? You're hired!

[Screaming]

[Comic narrator]

But, it was a trap! DJ Drowsy Drawers, was an evil alien robot lady who was evil! "Ha ha ha!" She wanted to make everyone go asleep with her boring music so that she could take over the earth! "Sleep, you police man, for example! So easy!" at the dance, DJ drowsy drawers played boring beats and did a boring rap. "You're getting very sleepy, for DJ drowsy drawers, my flutes 'll make you yawn and my harps will make you snores." The kids tried to dance, but they couldn't stay awake! "Yawn! Yawn! Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z!" Just then, Captain Underpants swooped in! "I hear there's a raffle for walkie-talkies and soda!" He drank a whole bunch of soda. But then, he sees that DJ Drowsy Drawers has sleep-attacked everyone! And DJ goes, "You're next, Underpants!!" She blasts him with boring notes, and he starts to sleep! But he fights back! "For truth, justice, and he kind of wants those walkie-talkies..." So he stuffed his ears with preshrunk cotton! "Now I can't hear you! What? I said 'Now'- Oh, never mind. Here's your wake-up call! Its punch-o-clock!" Then, he punch-o-clocked DJ Drowsy Drawers a bunch of times! Do-do, do-do-do-do-do, d-d-d-d-d-do! Do, do-do-do, do! DJ Drowsy Drawers swung back and knocked Captain Underpants down to the bottom of the page! Right next to the walkie talkies! Captain Underpants turned one up ALL THE WAY and threw it at DJ Drowsy Drawers, who caught it, 'cause, I mean, walkie-talkie, right? Then, Captain Underpants took his, and burped into it! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP! It was so loud that all the nuts and bolts popped out of DJ Drowsy Drawers, and she fell to the ground in pieces! "Hooray!" Yelled everyone who was asleep, and then, they learned the Underpants Dance, with lots of shaking and bouncing! Tra-la-la! The end!


[End of Comic]

Chapter 4: Snooze control.[]

[Narrator]

The comic book was a hit with kids, much like free doughnuts or a $3 birthday check from Aunt Cornelia.

[Jessica, singing]

My flutes 'll make you yawn, and my harps 'll make you snars! [Giggles]

[George]

This is crazy! Everybody loves out rap!

[Harold]

Yeah! Even the ice-cream truck loves it!

[The ice-cream truck bounces up and down while playing the rap]

[George]

We should be the DJs for the dance!

[Harold]

But Ms. Hurd will be there!

[Narrator]

Which gave George an idea.

[The scene zooms in on Georges brain, which farts an idea]

[George]

But... What if Ms. Hurd wasn't there? What if she didn't show up?

[Harold]

Yeah! What if she stayed in her house?

[George]

In the basement?

[Harold]

Eating toenail clippings!

[Both laugh]

[Scene cuts to Melvin wiping the glass on the Raisetheroofitron 2000 in the science lab]

[Narrator]

Meanwhile, Melvin Sneedly was busy being kind of nuts, even for him.

[Melvin]

They think they can silence us, Raisy. But they can't, can they?

[Silence as Melvin waits for the non-sentient bot to answer]

[Melvin]

ANSWER ME!!!!

[Mr. Rected walks in]

[Mr. Rected]

Did you call me?

[Melvin]

LEAVE US BE!

[Mr. Rected]

Ok, uh, guess I'll just... [He leaves]

[Melvin]

They wouldn't listen to us, and our robot-based, retro-future, 8-bit midi music. BUT we're gonna crash that dance and make them listen.

[Meanwhile, George and Harold peek into the secretary office]

[Harold]

Wheres Ms. Anthrope?

[George]

She must be helping with the dance!

[Mr. Krupp bursts into the gym]

[Mr. Krupp]

Less colour! Beige! All beige! More uncomfortable chairs! And more bland, three-year-old magazines, uh- [He looks at the colourful balloons Ms. Anthrope is holding] WHAT? POP THOSE BALLOONS!

[Ms. Anthrope]

But it's a dance. We can have fun things.

[Mr. Rected]

Like a mechanical bull!

[Bull bellows]

[Mr. Krupp]

NO! [He grabs the bull horns Mr. Rected is holding and uses them to pop the balloons]

[Ms. Anthrope]

Ah!

[Mr. Krupp]

The goal is ZERO FUN, people. ZERO! Fun leads to the robo-pocalypse! This chart proves it! [He takes out a chart] See? If kids see colors, they have fun. Fun leads to joy, and joy leads to a rainbow unicorn stampede that transforms into a robot horde that enslaves us all! [Pause, blinks] ANY QUESTIONS?!?!?!

[All the teachers raise their hands]

[Mr. Krupp]

I DIDN'T THINK SO!

[Scene cuts to George and Harold stealing back the My Hammy Sound Machine]

[Harold]

I got it!

[George]

Come on!

[Scene cuts back to Mr. Krupp in the gym]

[Mr. Krupp]

Where's Ms. Hurd!?

[Ms. Anthrope]

I don't know.

[Mr. Krupp]

Well, her sound system is here.

[Scene cuts to Ms. Hurds house]

[Narrator]

Ms. Hurd was calmly preparing for the dance, by drooping up her slacks and practising her mean looks in the mirror, when Harold and George implemented their plan. The My Hammy Sound Machine was a versatile device. It contained two sounds guaranteed to make Ms. Hurd stay home-- 'Werewolves' and 'Throw up'

[George]

[Giggles] This is too good.

[Both laugh]

[Harold]

I know!

[The noises start playing]

[George]

Lets go get ready!

[Both laugh again]

[Ms. Hurd grunts as she pulls up her droops]

[She walks to her door when she hears howling]

[Ms. Hurd]

[Gasps] Werewolves? [She hears throwing up] THROWING UP? [Screams]

[She runs and there is lots of banging and screaming as she goes to her basement]

[Scene cuts to Harold entering the treehouse]

[Harold]

You done? We can't turn this beat around if we miss the dance!

[George]

You think we should dress up?

[Harold]

Yeah! Lets do a...

[George and Harold]

Unnecessary getting-ready montage!

Chapter 5: Unnecessary getting ready montage[]

[Upbeat music plays]

[Harold]

Yeah!

[George]

Woo-Hoo!

[Harold]

I like it!

[George]

Looking good!

[Harold]

Yeah! Uh-huh!

[Both laugh]

[Both]

Oh, yeah!

[Harold]

Rocking! Heck, yeah!

[George]

Oh, look at that one!

[Scene cuts back from the montage]

[George]

Nah.

[Harold]

That was totally unnecessary.

[George]

I think we're fine. Except for these! [He pulls out helmets inspired by Daft Punk]

[Harold]

Yeah! Lets turn the suckers on!

[George]

And activate.

[Electronic music plays]

Chapter 5 1/2: Bonus unnecessary getting ready montage[]

[Melvin]

I said, stand still, Raisy!

[Scene cuts back to Ms. Hurd terrified under some blankets]

[Ms. Hurd]

Oh, no. Oh!

[Narrator]

But unfortunately, the batteries in their My Hammy Sound Machine, were not exactly brand-new.

[The My Hammy Sound Machine turns off]

[Narrator]

And Ms. Hurd was able to leave her basement and hustle off to the dance. But unfortunately, a toxic waste/cafeteria food truck, was speeding towards the school to deliver next weeks menu. [Drowsy Drawers rap starts playing] And coming from the other direction was the same ice-cream truck we saw before.

[Ms. Hurd grunts as she runs to the school]

[Lots of screaming as the two vehicles listed before crash into Ms. Hurd]

[Narrator]

Both trucks hit the brakes to avoid Ms. Hurd, but it was too late. We can't actually show the collision because thats not nice, but we can show you this big cloud of smoke and stuff, drawn in an elaborate anime style. So cool. And then this happened.

[Ms. Hurd grunts as she transforms into DJ Drowsy Drawers]

[Ice cream truck lady and Cafeteria food guy gasp]

[Narrator]

When Ms. Hurd emerged, everything about her was different........except her drawers.

[DJ Drowsy Drawers pants fall down as she mumbles and pulls them back up]

[Ice cream truck lady and Cafeteria food driver run away screaming]

[DJ Drowsy Drawers]

Cut that racket!

[She zaps them with a distorted rap and they both fall asleep immediately]

[DJ Drowsy Drawers cackles]

Chapter 6: Rolling in the Sleep.[]

[Scene cuts to kids being bored at the dance; Clock ticks]

[Narrator]

The Enchanted Waiting Room dance was living up to its name. -Except for the enchanted part.

[Mr. Krupp]

Ugh, this punch has no flavor at all! ITS PERFECT! It's awful nights like these that make it all worthwhile. [He looks down to the table cloth]

...Why is this tablecloth red?

[Ms. Anthrope]

To liven up the room.

[Mr. Krupp]

Color means joy! And joy is the-

[Ms. Anthrope]

FINE! I'll get the brown one.

[Mr. Krupp]

Now there is Ms. Hurd? We gotta get this party dying. Where's my DJ? Where's my DJ!?

[Meanwhile, DJ Drowsy Drawers approaches the school, her pants falls down and she pulls them up again]

[DJ Drowsy Drawers]

Sleep!

[Mr. Krupp]

Nothing can turn this perfectly boring dance around now!

[Narrator]

And in saying that, Mr. Krupp ensured that something would turn this perfectly boring dance around now.

[Mr. Krupp]

Huh?

[All the lights turn off as everyone gasps]

[Narrator]

Told ya.

[Mr. Krupp]

Huh?

[Driving Techno Music]

[Mr. Krupp yells and runs away]

[Kids approach the rising Disk Jockey]

[George and Harold come up]

[George and Harold, singing]

You're getting very sleepy, for DJ drowsy drawers, my flutes 'll make you yawn and my harps will make you snores.

[Narrator]

DJ Jazzy George and Heavy Harold were IN THE HOUSEEE!

[Jessica]

Oh my garrrrrrrr, I love that song! Yeah! Woo-hoo!

[Mr. Krupp upon seeing the teachers dancing]

What? Huh? NO- AH! NO! NO FUN! NO FUN! NO FUN!! [Music continues] NO NO NO NO NO!!! [Sobs] SOMEBODY HELP ME!

[DJ Drowsy Drawers bursts into the room]

[DJ Drowsy Drawers]

Sleep! Sleep! [Everyone gasps] Deep! [She grunts as she lets out a power beam at the disk jockey, a distorted 'DJ Drowsy Drawers' playing]

[Boys scream]

[Harold]

No!

[Both Gasp]

[DJ Drowsy Drawers, singing]

I am DJ Drowsy Drawers

Going to close your eyes

And make you sleep forever mores

[More distorted raps coming from power beams, as every kid in the room except George and Harold fall asleep]

[They all snore]

[Harold]

DJ Drowsy Drawers is real and here? How'd that happen?

[Narrator]

Well, it all started in 1787 with-

[George]

Probably better if we just move on. We gotta do something before something else crazy happens!

[Narrator]

And just then, something else cray happened.

[Melvin bursts into the room in the Raisetheroofitron 2000]

[Melvin]

Aha! Behold the Raisetheroofitron 2000! My- [He notices DJ Drowsy Drawers] AHH! Wait. Somebody already has a robot here?!

[DJ Drowsy Drawers shoots at Melvin, making him sleep]

[She also points as George and Harold, but only Harold sleeps]

[George]

Dude! Don't fall asleep! [Snaps fingers]

[Narrator]

Thanks to that snap, and the red tablecloth cleverly established earlier in the scene, Mr. Krupp changed into Captain Underpants.

[Captain Underpants]

Tra-la-laaa!

[Heroic tune]

[DJ Drowsy Drawers]

Sleep! [She shoots a beam ray at Captain Underpants] Deep!

[Captain Underpants]

A- [Yawns] [Falls asleep] z z z...

[George]

Wake up and fight!

[Captain Underpants]

I don't wanna wake up and fight!

[George and Harold gasp]

[Narrator]

Warning: The following scenes of sleepy violence will be shown in Laser-light-sho-rama to make them less intense and more planetarium-y.

[Laser-light-sho-rama begins]

You snooze, you bruise. Feet dreams! Snore than a squealing.

[Captain underpants screams but continues snoring]

[Harold]

He's out!

[DJ Drowsy Drawers]

Rah! Sleep!

[Harold]

Now what?!

[George]

Now we fight robot with robot!

[Harold]

Yes! The Raisetheroofitron!

[Both hop into the Raisetheroofitron 2000]

[George]

Cool!

[Harold]

So good! [The power up the bot] Hey, this thing has good non-Melvin music and Robo-fists!

[George]

Good work, Melvin! You're a big help when you're knocked out!

[Harold]

Time for us to teach her a new dance! [He puts his helmet on] The robot!

[George]

Yeah! The no-fun, extra-ouch robot!

[Epic music]

[DJ Drowsy Drawers]

Hmm?

[Harold]

Wica-wica wind up punch, and release!

[DJ Drowsy Drawers growls]

[Harold]

Woah, vinyl records! She went old school!

[George]

Yeah, so we go new school! To the left!

[Harold]

To the right!

[George]

To the face!

[DJ Drowsy Drawers]

[Growls] SLEEP! DEEP! [She mumbles as her pants fall down]

[George]

[Groans] Guess we need a newer school...

[Harold]

Or... Captain Underpants! Look! He's getting down in his sleep!

[George]

If you can sleepwalk, you can sleep dance!

[Harold]

I think we can control him from here!

[George]

Cool! Launch the headphones!

[Harold]

Launching headphones! [They launch the headphones and Captain Underpants starts dancing] Now lets get him to sleep fight!

[Both]

Punch!

[Captain Underpants]

Yah!

[Harold]

Lets distract her with some smooth moves!

[George]

Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do?

[Harold and George laughs]

[DJ Drowsy Drawers]

Sleep!

[George]

Duck!

[Harold]

Left!

[George]

Right!

[Harold]

Left!

[George]

Right!

[Harold]

Left!

[George]

Right!

[DJ Drowsy Drawers]

Huh? [Growls]

[Captain Underpants]

Raaa uhhhh!

[George]

Oh no, he's down!

[Harold]

Gotta wake him up!

[George]

Hit the drop!

[Harold]

Captain Underpants!

[Both]

HELP!!!

[Captain Underpants]

Wh- uh? AH! Wah!

[George]

No!

[Harold]

No!

[Both]

Help!

[Captain Underpants]

[Grunts] No! [Grunts] AH!

[Starts singing]

I wear preshrunk cotton

And the call me Cap U

Gonna bring the noise

and turn your song against you!

You're feeling kinda loopy!

[Kids]

DJ DROWSY DRAWERS!

[Captain Underpants, singing]

Your lids are getting' droopy!

[Kids]

Time to bring the snores!

[Captain Underpants]

Panda Night lights gonna glow

[Kids]

Count up all the sheep!

[Captain Underpants]

Lay your head on that pillow!

[Kids]

And go the heck to sleep!

[Captain Underpants]

Tra-la-laa!!!

[Narrator]

DJ Drowsy Drawers was no mores. And Captain Underpants celebrated inventing the 'Tushie Twister', Patent Pending.

[Mr. Meaner dunks the punch bowl on Captain Underpants' head]

[Narrator]

Bland punch is mostly water.

[Mr. Krupp]

What? You kids are having fun? NO! Hmm? HMM? WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES!?

[Episode ends]

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