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When Hamsters Attack is a song featured in the Extra Crunchy CD o' Fun.

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You never know when hamsters will be stalking

You never know when hamsters will attack

You better watch your toes when you are walking

Or you might end up a hamster snack!

Hamsters, they're coming for you

You better pull the shades and lock the door, too

You better hide inside and watch your back

'cause hamsters will attack!

I knew a hamster once who was a sinner

He had a viscous bite that really hurt

He ate my mom and dad one night for dinner

He drank my little sister for dessert!

Hamsters, they're coming for you

You better pull the shades and lock the door, too

You better hide inside and watch your back

'cause hamsters will attack!

When hamsters attack, when hamsters attack

We're storming and we're scorning

And we're striking without warning

In the morning...

(People screaming and hamsters cackling)

No-one knows why hamsters are so evil

Don't ask me why hamsters are so bad

They're worse than gerbils, porcupines and weevils

I wonder why they're so stark-raving mad?

Hamsters, they're coming for you

You better pull the shades and lock the door, too

You better hide inside and watch your back

'cause hamsters will attack!!

HAMSTERS!

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